Up Your Alley

A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

CastCrew

Frank Corsentino

Seymour

Haji

Maria Manina

MF

Michael Finn

Grogan

MM

Marius Mazmanian

Toenails

LM

Lee McLaughlin

Sissy

Charles Knapp

Don Marco

LS

Lillian Shrewsbury

Mother

IM

Irene Makarewicz

Aunt

JB

John Bloom

Bruno

TT

Tyra Tashiro

Gardener

Luanne Roberts

Nazi

Uschi Digard

Spumoni #1

GD

Georgette Dante

Spumoni #2

Cheri Caffaro

Flapper / Girl at Airport

Vincent Barbi

Sicilian Gang Member